Dr. Fauci Predicts At Least 3 More COVID Variants May Be Required To Completely Break America’s Spirit

U.S.—As America looks forward to leaving the pandemic behind and getting back to normal, Dr. Fauci went on a media tour to say “not so fast!” According to America’s wisest sage, there are new, exciting, and dangerous variants of COVID-19 on their way, which may require another round of lockdowns. “America’s spirit isn’t completely broken […]

In a strange twist of events, dogs begin demanding cat flavored dog food

Dogs across America have joined in with major protest against the dog food they have been receiving from there “careless” owners. Dogs have been sighted across the country wearing signs, refusing to eat and peeing on strangers, according to activist Karen Murphy. Karen Murphy, self-proclaimed dog translator, is speaking for the group who has, according […]

Millennials demand elderly stay in bubbles for sake of humanity, reopen country

Millennials spent yesterday protesting the 2020 covid-19 mandated quarantine at local parks across the country. They are demanding that elderly and the most vulnerable find a different way to protect themselves. “This isn’t fair,” said Becky Smith, founder of the new movement ‘Put Elderly in Bubbles to Open the Country. “We have the perfect solution […]

Archaeologist Uncovers an Ancient Multi-Tool

The Original American Multi-tool – a title held by the Pocket Survival Tool first developed by the Leatherman Tool Group in 1983.  This year Leatherman released its newest tool named the Tread.  The Leatherman Tread is a tool you can wear on your wrist as a bracelet. “I don’t doubt that Leatherman invented the first multi-tool […]

DirecTV offers to buy “Comcast” House

For Washington State Resident, Seth Morabito, it’s the end of a nightmare. After $60,000 and months of wasted effort, DirecTV has offered full price for the home where Comcast failed to deliver its promises.  Last December, Mr. Morabito purchased a house under the understanding that cable provider Comcast could install cable services to the house.  As […]