24-year-old stoner Kevin Martinez called his best friend, Blake, in a wild panic late Saturday night after having smoked too much weed and forgetting something incredibly important that Blake had told him. Unfortunately, Blake couldn’t remember either because he also smoked too much weed that day. When asked if he ever remembered the important thing that […]
Bernie Sanders recently announced that he took LSD last weekend and realized that becoming the next President of the United States is no longer his dream and that he’s found a new dream.
A new start up based in Los Angeles, California called Pizza Rolling has raised billions of dollars in their first round of funding through KickStarter in order to offer worldwide pizza roll delivery. The goal of the KickStarter was to raise $50,000 which would be enough to cover the cost of pizza rolls in cheese […]
28-year-old Christy Chris has recently lost her house, her job, her husband, and all of her left shoes after following the advice of her online horoscope. When she woke up Monday morning last week, the first thing she did was check her horoscope. Apparently it said, “It may be time to let loose. You spend […]
Miley Cyrus held a press conference Friday morning on MTV to announce that she plans to run for President of the United States in 2020 against Kanye West. “This country is going down the drain. If we have people like Donald Trump running for President and winning, we obviously need some help. And If Kanye […]