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Author: Kim Jong Poon

Snitching Parrot Calls Out Cheating Boyfriend

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While you may think parrots are just funny looking birds that you can teach to talk, they are actually snitching little bitches. Connor Franklin was just trying to have an innocent affair with a really hot girl from his English 101 class. He brought her over to his apartment while his girlfriend was at work and […]

Posted in StrangeTagged affair, animal, bird, cheating, parrot, pets, relationships

California Rains Men In Severe Storm, Women Do Not Say Hallelujah

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A severe thunderstorm hit Southern California late this week, mainly in the Los Angeles area. The storm brought lightning, high winds, and rain in the form of men.

Posted in StrangeTagged la, los angeles, raining men, storm

Scientists Confirm Cat People Are Crazy

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Scientists conducted a recent study which found that the number of cats a person owns is inversely correlated to the number of friends they have. 

Posted in NewsTagged cats, crazy cat lady, kittens

Democrats Play Spin The Bottle During Sit In/Sleepover

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Democrats held a sit in Wednesday in Congress to demand a new vote on gun safety legislation. During the sit in, Democrats had pizza, snacks, and even brought pillows and blankets, effectively making it a sleepover. 

Posted in PoliticsTagged congress, democrat, elizabeth warren, gun control, gun safety, paul ryan, republican, sit in, speaker of the house

Dog Activists Are Protesting Yoga Studios All Over The Nation

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According to dog activist/actual dog and founder of the Dog’s Rights Group, yoga instructors have been oppressing canines everywhere for years.

Posted in Politics, StrangeTagged animal lovers, animal rights, dog activists, dog rights, downward dog, yoga, yoga studios

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