Radical Feminists Declare “ALL S*X IS R*PE”

A group of 1.5 million radical feminists gathered together in front of Capital Hill in mass protest to declare, “All S*x Is R*pe”. They claim that women are being undermined in the sacred ritual of sex. Tina Beth, spokeswoman for the radical movement states, “Our bodies should never be looked upon as sexual objects. We deserve […]

Justin Bieber Starts Transformation Into A Nudist


You may be wondering why Justin Bieber has been acting so strange lately. According to TMZ, “Justin is on a spiritual mission.” Justin Bieber has confirmed TMZ’s comment on his spiritual mission stating, “Ever since I was a young boy, I wanted to be more in touch with my spiritual side. I will reach my […]

NASA Reports Reality Is Just A Figment Of Our Imaginations


WASHINGTON D.C. – NASA held a press conference yesterday to deliver some eerie news to the public. Lisa Malone, NASA Spokesperson, stated, “Scientists have recently discovered that everything about what we know as ‘reality’ has been a devious illusion. Nothing really matters. Life is pointless.” This came as a shock to the public because last weekend, […]