Bernie Sanders recently announced that he took LSD last weekend and realized that becoming the next President of the United States is no longer his dream and that he’s found a new dream.
After a 14 hour trip on acid in the forest playing the bongo drums and dancing around with a wig of fake dreads on his head, Bernie decided that his new dream is to live in a Volkswagen bus, sleep on beaches and in tents, and sell weed to his stoner followers while traveling the coast of California to attend protests, which he announced at a press conference early this week.
“In my view, it is better to spend my life fulfilling myself and making others happy than to spend a life fighting with Republicans,” Bernie stated.
He even showed the press his new blunt rolling and bongo playing skills that he learned during his mind-altering trip.
Bernie’s wife is in full support and has already invested in matching flip flops and rasta beanies for the two of them.