In a strange twist of events, dogs begin demanding cat flavored dog food

Dogs across America have joined in with major protest against the dog food they have been receiving from there “careless” owners. Dogs have been sighted across the country wearing signs, refusing to eat and peeing on strangers, according to activist Karen Murphy. Karen Murphy, self-proclaimed dog translator, is speaking for the group who has, according […]

Millennials demand elderly stay in bubbles for sake of humanity, reopen country

Millennials spent yesterday protesting the 2020 covid-19 mandated quarantine at local parks across the country. They are demanding that elderly and the most vulnerable find a different way to protect themselves. “This isn’t fair,” said Becky Smith, founder of the new movement ‘Put Elderly in Bubbles to Open the Country. “We have the perfect solution […]

Legislators Admit Recreational Marijuana Passed in Blue States to Help Ease the Pain Of Election Results

Residents of California, Massachusetts and Nevada are dealing with the somewhat devastating news that an orange troll, I mean Donald Trump, has won the presidency of the United States. But in addition to that news, legislators of those states have admitted they pushed the marijuana laws through in order for Democrats to stay high over the […]

He Had To Turn Down His TV To Taste His Macaroni

This guy had to turn down his TV to taste his macaroni because he was so stoned Greg was enjoying a hot, cheesy bowl of macaroni when he realized that something strange was happening.. “My macaroni doesn’t taste cheesy enough…” “It must be this LOUD TV” Was his television spreading subliminal anti-macaroni propaganda that inhibited his tastebuds? […]

Stoner Forgets Something Important

24-year-old stoner Kevin Martinez called his best friend, Blake, in a wild panic late Saturday night after having smoked too much weed and forgetting something incredibly important that Blake had told him. Unfortunately, Blake couldn’t remember either because he also smoked too much weed that day. When asked if he ever remembered the important thing that […]