When some people smoke marijuana they just get high. But when Martin Harris takes bong hits of marijuana, he gets “REALLY, REALLY high,” according to his friends who witnessed the entire incident. What his friends are referring to his Harris’ attempt to beat the High Times world record of holding in a bong hit of 4.15 […]
Bernie Sanders recently announced that he took LSD last weekend and realized that becoming the next President of the United States is no longer his dream and that he’s found a new dream.
A new start up based in Los Angeles, California called Pizza Rolling has raised billions of dollars in their first round of funding through KickStarter in order to offer worldwide pizza roll delivery. The goal of the KickStarter was to raise $50,000 which would be enough to cover the cost of pizza rolls in cheese […]
28-year-old Christy Chris has recently lost her house, her job, her husband, and all of her left shoes after following the advice of her online horoscope. When she woke up Monday morning last week, the first thing she did was check her horoscope. Apparently it said, “It may be time to let loose. You spend […]
While you may think parrots are just funny looking birds that you can teach to talk, they are actually snitching little bitches. Connor Franklin was just trying to have an innocent affair with a really hot girl from his English 101 class. He brought her over to his apartment while his girlfriend was at work and […]