It’s called Typhrumpcolititis, and it affects 8 out of every 10 Americans. According to reports leaked by an unknown source, Hillary Clinton has been suffering from this debilitating disease for nearly 38 years. According to her doctors, it’s only gotten worse, progressing to what doctors consider “end stage” of the disease.
According to the Center of Disease Control (CDC) website, Typhrumpcolititis occurs when someone is exposed to a large amount of bullsh*t emitted from themselves and/or exposure to it from another person. During end stages of the disease, a person with Typhrumpcolititis will cough up green chunks of matter when they are completely full of bullsh*t. When a person enters end-stage Typhrumpcolititis, that means their ability to carry anymore bullsh*t is at full capacity. As more bullsh*t is emitted from the person, their body will not be able to carry anymore of the inputs/output of bullsh*it, causing them to expel the matter orally for anally.
Hillary Clinton’s medical records conclude that she has hit her bullsh*t maximum level, pushing her into the end stages of Typhrumpcolititis. According to Fox News, this report has launched Donald Trump in the polls by .05%. This is a developing story and we will update you as any more information comes through.