Bernie Sanders recently announced that he took LSD last weekend and realized that becoming the next President of the United States is no longer his dream and that he’s found a new dream.
Bernie Sanders Took Acid And Had A Life-Changing Epiphany
Start Up Raises 4 Billion For Pizza Roll Delivery Service
A new start up based in Los Angeles, California called Pizza Rolling has raised billions of dollars in their first round of funding through KickStarter in order to offer worldwide pizza roll delivery. The goal of the KickStarter was to raise $50,000 which would be enough to cover the cost of pizza rolls in cheese […]
Woman Loses Everything After Doing What Her Horoscope Said
28-year-old Christy Chris has recently lost her house, her job, her husband, and all of her left shoes after following the advice of her online horoscope. When she woke up Monday morning last week, the first thing she did was check her horoscope. Apparently it said, “It may be time to let loose. You spend […]
Dab Puts Man in Donut Coma
Marijuana wax, dabs, shatter, honey oil…. call it what you want. But one Seattle, Wa man is calling it dangerous. Danny Stoner, 24, is recovering from a donut overdose and concussion after a series of unfortunate events that took place on Sunday. Danny got high, real high, and attempted to eat 134 chocolate donuts from […]
Miley Cyrus Announces Plans To Run For Office In 2020
Miley Cyrus held a press conference Friday morning on MTV to announce that she plans to run for President of the United States in 2020 against Kanye West. “This country is going down the drain. If we have people like Donald Trump running for President and winning, we obviously need some help. And If Kanye […]