Stoner Forgets Something Important

24-year-old stoner Kevin Martinez called his best friend, Blake, in a wild panic late Saturday night after having smoked too much weed and forgetting something incredibly important that Blake had told him. Unfortunately, Blake couldn’t remember either because he also smoked too much weed that day. When asked if he ever remembered the important thing that […]

Miley Cyrus Announces Plans To Run For Office In 2020

Miley Cyrus held a press conference Friday morning on MTV to announce that she plans to run for President of the United States in 2020 against Kanye West. “This country is going down the drain. If we have people like Donald Trump running for President and winning, we obviously need some help. And If Kanye […]