It’s been three years since Texas lawmakers passed the ridiculous Texas Omnibus Abortion Bill (better known as HB2) which puts overboard restrictions and requirements on abortion providers. The bill has already forced more than 40 of Texas’s women’s health centers to close and threatens to shut down all but 9 of the remaining ones. And […]
“Wow, look at the fluffy blue puppies floating on that cloud,” Bernie Sanders was heard saying after leaving the Democratic National Convention on Monday. According to unreliable sources, Hillary Clinton was seen tampering with Bernie Sanders Fanta Orange Soda about one hour before his speech. What they saw: Hillary Clinton slipping a Molly into the […]
America is taking a sigh of relief as Ashton Kutcher announces the premier of his new season on MTV’s “Punk’d.” The hidden camera show, which had it’s last season on MTV in 2012, has made a comeback this year – unknowingly to all of us. The new season of Punk’d was made into an 8 Part […]
As the hurricane season in Mexico is quickly approaching, Donald Trump has done the unthinkable. Trump has reportedly purchased a hurricane in the amount of $10.5 billion from God and is planning to send it over to Mexico in the first week of June, just in time for hurricane season. When asked if he thought […]
An 18-year-old from suburban Indianapolis was arrested last week and accused of trying to travel to Compton, California to join the notorious ‘Crips’ gang. Prosecutors said Benny Watson, of Brownsburg, was arrested by FBI agents as he attempted to board a bus from Indianapolis to Ohio. Watson allegedly planned to fly from Ohio to California […]