Dogs across America have joined in with major protest against the dog food they have been receiving from there “careless” owners. Dogs have been sighted across the country wearing signs, refusing to eat and peeing on strangers, according to activist Karen Murphy. Karen Murphy, self-proclaimed dog translator, is speaking for the group who has, according […]
When some people smoke marijuana they just get high. But when Martin Harris takes bong hits of marijuana, he gets “REALLY, REALLY high,” according to his friends who witnessed the entire incident. What his friends are referring to his Harris’ attempt to beat the High Times world record of holding in a bong hit of 4.15 […]
Bernie Sanders recently announced that he took LSD last weekend and realized that becoming the next President of the United States is no longer his dream and that he’s found a new dream.
A new start up based in Los Angeles, California called Pizza Rolling has raised billions of dollars in their first round of funding through KickStarter in order to offer worldwide pizza roll delivery. The goal of the KickStarter was to raise $50,000 which would be enough to cover the cost of pizza rolls in cheese […]
28-year-old Christy Chris has recently lost her house, her job, her husband, and all of her left shoes after following the advice of her online horoscope. When she woke up Monday morning last week, the first thing she did was check her horoscope. Apparently it said, “It may be time to let loose. You spend […]