Now that Bernie Sanders supporters have begun their stages of grief, many are speaking out, saying they are not ready for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump to be president of their United States. Their realization of defeat has caused depression and anxiety amongst many that were hoping to “Feel the Burn” in 2016. “Clinton is just awful, but marginally less so than Donald Trump,” said Ronnie Miles, Sanders supporter. “There is really no difference between the two. Bernie offered real change, and now everything is going to stay the same and probably get even worse. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”
But there is now hope for people like Miles who are dreading the next 4 to 8 year presidential terms. Hospitals across the United States have offered free comas to people who can show proof that they voted for Bernie Sanders. The benefit will provide an individual a bed in their hospital for the next 4 to 8 years, depending on which plan you choose. The offer comes with a private nurse, a Tempur-Pedic mattress, regularly changed linens and gowns, an IV drip, and regular updates on your own personal TV via CNN news. Doctors say although in a coma, patients can hear what’s going on around them and staying up-to-date on the latest politics would be beneficial.
You can sign up through the “2016 Presidential Election Coma Grant” website now through December 2016.