Start Up Raises 4 Billion For Pizza Roll Delivery Service

A new start up based in Los Angeles, California called Pizza Rolling has raised billions of dollars in their first round of funding through KickStarter in order to offer worldwide pizza roll delivery.

The goal of the KickStarter was to raise $50,000 which would be enough to cover the cost of pizza rolls in cheese and pepperoni. However, stoners worldwide united to support this noble cause, helping them exceed their goal by 500 million percent.

When asked how he planned to expand the company with the┬ánewly raised money, CEO Brett Washingsnoogen stated, “What company? I just wanted to buy some pizza rolls but I spent all my money on weed.”